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Default 06-14-2011, 05:21 AM

You have invigorated my need for comedic quotes...

So combined with my obsessive geeky streak I (and Wikipedia) have conjured up a few Astonishing X-Men ones...

Magneto: (To Team) I'm not even going to try to sugarcoat this, my friends. Anyone willing to take part in this raid isn't likely to make it back alive.
Nightcrawler: Ja, so?

About Logan's current whereabouts
Shadowcat: "Elsewhere"? What does that mean?
Beast: It means we've narrowed it down to "else"

Emma Frost (to the students): They will always hate us. We will never live in
a world of peace. Which is why control and non-violence are essential. We
must prove ourselves a peaceful people. We must give the ordinary humans
respect, compliance, and understanding. And we must never mistake that for

Emma Frost: Jean Grey is a sacred cow. At least we agree on half of that.

Dr. Rao: Is Doctor McCoy alright? He --

Emma Frost: He has a disease, if you recall. An inexplicably adverse reaction to being shot at.

The Thing: Didn't they come up with a cure for your kind?
Wolverine: You got a problem with mutants?
The Thing: I meant Canadians.

Cyclops: I want this thing off my lawn. (unleashes a full-force optic blast on the Sentinel attacking the school)

Shadowcat: Who's the kid?
Emma Frost: Negasonic Teenage Warhead
Shadowcat: Okay. We've run out of names.

Emma Frost: You feel no pain. You will go straight to a hospital. Remember nothing of this place. And every time you hear the words "parsley", "intractable", and "longitude", you will vomit uncontrallably for 48 hours.
Cyclops: Nice work, X-Men. (Quietly) My girlfriend is very weird.

Even if you don't like her, you have to love Emma's 'scintillating' wit XD

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