If it helps you any, they killed my favourite jap schoolgirl in Black Lagoon.

This was Revy's fault. Because she killed my favourite jap schoolgirl's pet Samurai. I hate you, Revy! I hate you and your l33t gunwoman skeelz! D:
Here's an animation of the aforementioned event:
EDIT: Ohsh--, I thought this was the randomness thread. Oh well, here's a rant to make this less spammy!
STUPID F*CKING ELF WITH LONG EARS YOU STOLE A F*CKING SWORD AND MADE ME CHASE YOU ACROSS THREE GODD@MN CONTINENTS TO GET IT BACK THERE MUST BE SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH YOU DIPSH*T TO BE SO F*CKING SET ON KEEPING THE D@MN SWORD WHEN YOU DIDN'T EVEN REALLY NEED IT AND THERE WAS A MASTER RANGER ON YOUR TRAIL WHO WANTED IT BACK ARE YOU INSANE I THINK YOU MUST BE YES YOU F---ING ARE!
Gah. I almost forgot about that. Stupid brigands. >_>