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Default When life gives you... - 10-02-2010, 05:17 PM

These are some when life gives you lemons jokes. Although my friends know some when life gives you_____.


When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But unless life ALSO gives you sugar, your lemonade's 'gonna suck.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But if life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

When life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila.

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, then wonder how the heck you did it.

When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your **** lemons!

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make super lemons.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade and find someone else who life handed vodka to, and have a party.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say I want a cookie!

When life gives you lemons, drop them, then you will have lemon drops.

When life gives you lemons, sell them to people on freeway off ramps.

When life give you lemons, grab the tooth picks and make a lemon man.

Life gave you lemons? Ha! I got strawberries!

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Squirt them on lobsters!

When life gives you lemons, keep them…
Because hey, free lemons!

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you diabetes, don't make lemonade.

When life gives you lemon, throw them back and tell life to make it's own lemonade.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at cops, run like hell, and hope you don't get tazed.

When life gives you lemons…JUGGLE!

When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask for limes.


When life gives you lemons, give them out at Halloween because kid's have enough candy.


When life gives you lemons, use zinc and copper to make a battery to shock people with.


When God gives you lemons, you better ask what the hell to do with them because we all know what happened last time somebody just ate his fruit.

When life gives you lemons do they just fall from the sky, or what?


When life gives you lemons, say "I already told you: oranges aren't yellow."

Oh don’t worry, Life’s gonna run out of lemons soon, cause global warming’s gonna kill all the lemon trees.


Feel free to add you own lemon jokes!


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