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Default 05-28-2010, 04:05 PM

I came up with a few facts to annoy twitards with WoW >8D

~If Edward got together with the Darkfallen vampiress Lana'Thel, chances are he'd try to dominate her like he does with Bella. The result would be him splattered all over the Icecrown Glacier. FACT.

~If Bella decided to get a crush on a darkfallen, she'd be eaten alive. FACT.

~If Edward decided to **** of Harry potter, he'd win, of course. If he ****ed of a Dalaran war-wizard, he'd be blown to pieces and cremated so fast he wouldn't have time to register alarm.

~Most shamans have the same powers as a twilight vampire multiplied tenfold.

~The twilight dragonflight would not allow a contender to the title of Twilight <creature>. The second Edz0r landed on Azeroth, he'd be dragonfood.

~My vampires aren't sparkley fairies who can run really fast. My vampires are blood-magi with wings, fangs and a tendency to kill people much faster than sparkley fairies.

Sparkler: The enemy is dead after much screaming, raep, and dramatic whinging.

Darkfallen: The enemy is dead before it ever knows that the Darkfallen who did the deed was in the vicinity.

“I mean a weapon you hold. You have a gun, Tanith has a sword... I want a stick.” ~ Valkyrie Cain
“I’ll buy you a stick for Christmas.” - Skulduggery Pleasant
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