My fav. quotes are all from Vamp. Diaries
1. Caroline: "Why don't you sparkle?"
Damon:" Because I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun"
2. Damon:You have to be invited into houses.
Logan:I live alone.
Damon:Sucks for you.
3. Damon : What's so specail about this bella girl , Edward is so whipped
4. Damon : This is for me to know and for you to dot dot dot
Yeah Damon is like the funniest charactor on the show soo yeah. quote 1 and quote 3 is reffering to Twilight if you didn't know