04-17-2010, 09:51 PM
Never doin' it till I'm married. And with my spouse. Hopefully a MATURE spouse. Who WANTS kids. I hate people who do it for the heck of it. Then end up getting pregnant and abort their kids because "it's too much of a hassle caring for them," or "I never wanted one." I mean SERIOUSLY! Then WHY DO IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!? FOR SO-CALLED LOVE FROM A BOYFRIEND!?
"I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested."
"'Where's the ring?' 'You mean this ring? Anyone could have taken it. Proof? I did. Bazinga!'"
"Common complaint in men; nothing's ever big enough. Then they get a tumor and you never hear the end of it."
- All from The Big Bang Theory