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Default 04-04-2010, 11:31 AM

Some from a site:

Where have you been all my life?
Response: Hiding from the hell did you find me?

I would die for you...
Response: Prove it!

Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Response: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Is this seat empty?
Response: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

So, wanna go back to my place?
Response: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

I want to give myself to you.
Response: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

Want to spend the night with me?
Response: Sorry, I gave up babysitting years ago.

I'd go through anything for you.
Response: Good! Let's start with your bank account.

I would go to the end of the world for you
Response: Yes, but would you stay there?

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