[belladoggy]

So remember how my youth group trades pick-up lines? We did a skit on a recent retreat, and here were the favorites:

"If you were a pirate, would you keep your parrot on this shoulder?" (said after putting your arm around them)

"Got any raisons?"
"...No..."
"How 'bout a date?"

"Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? 'Cause you're looking magically delicious!"