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Default Things I Learned From Disney Movies - 03-12-2010, 08:20 AM

Or rather, lies. XD Feel free to add to the list.


* Regular air will make balloons float.

* All pretty people are good, and all ugly people are evil.

* Men spontaneously sing romantic love songs.

* All women have great hair.

* True love conquers all and the good guys always win.

* You can only be happy or be considered pretty if you're thin.

* Everyone can randomly break out in a musical number without any rehearsing and on the spot.

* When you wish upon a star, your dreams come true.

* When you kiss someone who is sleeping, they won't reflexively punch you in the head when they wake up startled.

* When someone wakes up after one hundred years asleep, their first words will not be, "Bloody hell, I'm dying for the toilet!"

* You don't need to work for what you want in life. A man will just come and save you. By the way, this only happens if you are pretty.

* To fly, all it takes is faith and trust... and a little bit of pixie dust.

* If a lion roars, it makes everything all better.

* You only get in trouble if you get caught.

* Cuddly forest creatures have complex human-like personalities.

* The person that is second in command is always evil and out to get the top dog.

* Parrots can form intelligent sentences like humans.

* Dogs like watching television shows featuring other dogs.

* Birds help you dress, rather than crap all over you.

* Elephants can fly if their ears are big enough.


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