[Kiwi_Kat]

so i was talking to a friend and this just hit me:

Friend- ... Can i be honest?
Me- What, you weren't being honest to me before?
Friend- No! I just meant-
Me- No go ahead and continue to lie to me.
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Friend- Oh you are such a doll! (smiles cutely)
Me- So you're calling me an empty headed play-thing?
Friend-........

That's what I got!