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meGGieGORExx
 
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Default 11-30-2009, 09:27 PM

Haha - Very awesome. My favorties are the third one and the last one ;]]

ok, here are a few I've heard/seen over the years...
WARNING: may contain cornyness. o-o

What A Girl Wants For Christmas: The Santa Claus at a shopping mall was very surprised when Emily, a young lady about 20 years old walked up and sat on his lap. Now, we all know that Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him, so he asked her, 'What do you want for Christmas?''Something for my mother, please,' replied Emily sweetly.'Something for your mother? Well, that's very loving and thoughtful of you,' smiled Santa. 'What would you like me to bring her?'Without turning a hair Emily answered quickly, 'A son-in-law.'

Q.)What do you call the fear of getting stuck in a chimney?
A.)Santaclaustrophobia

Q.)What did the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine?
A.)This will sleigh you.

Christmas Pudding Charms: Sterling silver Christmas charms to bring you good fortune. Potential choking hazard: do not use with food.

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