XD I love anti Twilight images.
Top 10 ways to kill sparkly vampires.
10. Chop it up into tiny pieces and burn it to a crisp.
9. Tell him what Stephen King said about their creator.
8. Tell him your actual significant other is better than they are.
7. Infect yourself with the zombie virus and eat him.
6. Use a Starman and tackle them. Eight or more kills earn extra lives!
5. Ending Blow or Mortal Draw; they all bring death.
4. Terra Branford as an Esper multi-casting Ultima.
3. Dr. Evil's frickin' "laser."
2. Roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
1. Bring him to an anti-Twilight club.