[Miranda_]

Another one I heard:

Idiot Guy: Did you hurt yourself?
Me: Huh?
Idiot Guy: When you fell from heaven, did you hurt yourself?
Me: Actually, I crawled up from hell.

I mean, seriously. XD Do guys actually think those lines work? My boyf, when I met him, came up to me at the jukebox and started to ask me what music I liked. Much better than a cheesy chatup line.