Me: ... and that's how the song goes, Jared!
Jerad: Nuh-uh! It's frying pan first, then the garbage can!
Brandon:

Me: Would you just let me fini-
Jerad: PARTICLE MAN, PARTICLE MAN, DOIN' THE THINGS A PARTICLE CAAAAN!!!
I promptly started laughing and couldn't breathe at that point.
