^As much as I hate to say this, you're completely wrong about Joe Jonas. He's actually getting married to somebody, as far as I've been able to tell, and it's nobody famous.
And is there any proof that they've cheated on their girlfriends, or are you just posting baseless facts?
I KNOW THE PIECES FIT, CAUSE I WATCHED THEM FALL AWAY, MILDEWED AND SMOLDERING.
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERING, PURE INTENTION JUXTAPOSED WILL SET TWO LOVERS' SOULS IN MOTION.
DISINTEGRATING AS IT GOES, TESTING OUR COMMNICATION.
THE LIGHT THAT FUELED OUR FIRE THEN HAS BURNED A HOLE BETWEEN US SO WE CANNOT SEE TO REACH AN END...