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Default 07-14-2009, 02:55 PM

Nessie goes nuts because she has no one to play with. She first kills Bella because she gave her a crappy name. She then kills Edward because he's obsessed with Bella. Then she kills Rosalie because she tried to kill Bella first. Then she kills Jasper because he's too moody. Then she kills Emett because she beat him at arm wrestling and he lost a bet. Then she kills Esme because she thinks Grandmothers suck. Then she kills Carlylse because she can't say his name right. Then she and Jacob run off together and have 10 puppies.
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