[Miranda_]

Rather than fall in love with the abomination known as Nessie, Jacob changed into a wolf and tore it in half. He then ran off into the sunset with Leah, who'd magically regained her fertility as Nessie died.

Bella and Edward tried to run after Jacob, but were stopped in their tracks by Buffy the vampire slayer, who appeared out of nowhere to destroy them. She was having a little trouble, well, until Glory also appeared, united with Buffy for the purpose of ensuring that the sparkly meyerpires were ground to powder. This accomplished, they both left Forks.

THE END.