06-15-2009, 07:11 PM
That reminds me of the following joke:
"A man takes his wife to the hospital, as she's in labor, and the doctor tells them he's come up with an extraordinary new invention. It will take the pain from the mother and give it to the father. However, as it wasn't tested, the doctor wasn't too sure about using it; the man insisted on it, and was strapped down onto a table after being hooked up to it with his wife. They started on the lowest setting. The man had no reaction. The doctor, feeling a little more bold, set it to the medium setting. Again, no reaction! The doctor in glee turned it up to high, and the man felt no reaction while his wife had a pain-free childbirth. So, they took the child home that day...
and found the mailman dead on their doorstep."
It's just amusing. XD Read that out of a book with a section of jokes on childbirth.
I stare at the girl in the mirror: T-shirt, torn up jeans, no beauty queen.
But the way that you see me, you get underneath me, and all my defenses just fall away, fall away.
I am beautiful with you, even in the darkest part of me. I am beautiful with you;
Make it feel the way it's supposed to be!
You're here with me: Just show me this and I'll believe I am beautiful with you!