06-15-2009, 08:11 PM
That reminds me of the following joke:
"A man takes his wife to the hospital, as she's in labor, and the doctor tells them he's come up with an extraordinary new invention. It will take the pain from the mother and give it to the father. However, as it wasn't tested, the doctor wasn't too sure about using it; the man insisted on it, and was strapped down onto a table after being hooked up to it with his wife. They started on the lowest setting. The man had no reaction. The doctor, feeling a little more bold, set it to the medium setting. Again, no reaction! The doctor in glee turned it up to high, and the man felt no reaction while his wife had a pain-free childbirth. So, they took the child home that day...
and found the mailman dead on their doorstep."
It's just amusing. XD Read that out of a book with a section of jokes on childbirth.
High dive into frozen waves where the past comes back to life. Fight fear for the selfish pain;
It was worth it every time. Hold still right before we crash 'cause we both know how this ends.
A clock ticks 'til it breaks your glass and I drown in you again,
'Cause you are the piece of me I wish I didn't need. Chasing relentlessly, still fight and I don't know why!
If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy? If our love's insanity, why are you my clarity?