[spirit_queen]

Of course he was. XD

"Well, at the beginning of my story, I guess you could say I had it all; I was a king, I had a great wife - still do, and, since I was a king, I lived the good life. Set, here, was always jealous of me. See, he was sort of an outcast. Just look at him and see why! He's got an animal head that doesn't exist, acted straight out odd sometimes, and- and he's g@y!" Osiris started. "Now, Set decided he wanted to be king." Osiris sniggered and said "Maybe he hoped to order some little boy to sleep with him. Anyways, he secretly measured me -don't ask how or when, I don't know that part- and made a sarcophagus to fit me exactly. He took his time to make it worthy of a king, too; plated it in gold and jewels, used nice paint, et cetera. Then, one day, he turns up at one of my parties and says 'whoever can fit into this thing can keep it; it's guarenteed to set you off right for the after life!'." Osiris overdid his imitation of Set. On purpose, of course. "Now, at this point, everyone at the party was relatively drunk, and we thought it'd be good fun to try out the sarcophagus. Why not? I mean, the winner got a gold-plated sarcophagus; it'd save somebody some money later on, right?"

"Well, when it was my turn, I found I fit. I was thew winner! Or, so I thought. Then, suddenly, the lid closed itself on me. Wasn't long til I ran out of air, and everything went dark." He cleared his throat. "Yes, Set had killed me; he's just one of those immortals who can actually kill another immortal. Now, the rest of this I know only because Isis told me about it."
Ooc: to be continued...