[booni_monkey]

Ha ha, nice. xD
I've heard that before somewhere...

Anyway, never gotten a detention in my life. But I was a bad kid in Grade One. Here's a little skit:

Mrs. Priceman: All right, kids. It's the end of the year.
Everyone: Yay!
Mrs. Priceman: I tend to do a survey to see how honest you are about your trouble making.
Everyone: Huh?
Mrs. Priceman: Don't worry, it's not difficult. Raise your hand if you've never been in trouble this year.
[A handful of people raise their hand, including myself]
Mrs. Priceman: Okay, okay.... (she spies me as she's looking around) LUCIA! PUT YOUR HAND DOWN! NOW!