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Default 04-06-2009, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Miranda_ View Post
Maybe the nuts are the ones making the labels.

From this site: Things People Said: Warning Labels

"Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.


"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

"Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

"Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.

"Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

"This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.

"Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock."

"Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a milk crate.

"Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.

"Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757.

"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.

And finally, the best one:

"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.

Lulwat?
These are so funny XD
I love the baby stroller one. Yes, I am going to forget that I have a wailing child in a stroller, then fold it up, of course it wouldn't make any noises. XD


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