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Default 03-06-2009, 09:31 PM

Yo mama's so fat, every restaurant in town has a sign that says "Maximum Occupancy - 30 Patrons OR Yo Mama".

Yo mama's so fat, whenever she lies on the beach, Greenpeace show up and try to throw her in the sea.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she went to take a bath, the water jumped out!


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