Saw this article in my newspaper; it made me lol. XD Here are the ones from the article, add your own!
If Women Ruled The World...
* Pain-free birth will be introduced and the male birth control pill would be compulsory.
* PMS would be a legitimate defence in court.
* Singles bars would have metal detectors to we'ed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets.
* Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.
* Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly.
* Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime.
* Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit.
* Little girls would read "Snow White and the Seven Hunks."