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Default Female comebacks to lame chatup lines - 02-01-2009, 04:52 PM

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man: So, wanna go back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book.
Man: But, I don't know your name!
Woman: That's in the phone book too.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: What sign were you born under?
Woman: No Parking.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not Enter.

Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason.
Woman: Yeah! Let's go and pick up some chicks!

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: Want to go out sometime?
Woman: Sorry, I gave up babysitting years ago.

Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Start with the exit.

Man: I would go to the ends of the earth for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?


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