Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: So, wanna go back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book.
Man: But, I don't know your name!
Woman: That's in the phone book too.
Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: What sign were you born under?
Woman: No Parking.
Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not Enter.
Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason.
Woman: Yeah! Let's go and pick up some chicks!
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: Want to go out sometime?
Woman: Sorry, I gave up babysitting years ago.
Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Start with the exit.
Man: I would go to the ends of the earth for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?