My history teacher is definitely weird, but he's
hilarious.

He's one of the best teachers my school has ever had (no joke, just ask anyone who's had him. I don't think anybody hates him. O_o) and almost everybody who's been in his class has passed with a pretty high A. Plus, he doesn't take bull from anybody; you cause trouble in his class (speaking out, being annoying) you're out. And I mean, OUT. You're not allowed back in until the next school year.
Anyway! Yesterday the first thing we did was have a quiz on the 50 states. Mind you, I have not had a single class on specifically the states since I was seven. I remember literally nothing. The states I remembered were:
Colorado
Wyoming
Alaska
Hawai'i
West Virginia
Ohio
Pennsylvania
Virginia
North Carolina
South Carolina
North Dakota
South Dakota
Florida
Georgia
California
Texas
Nevada
Utah
Oregon
Washington
Maryland
And I got Vermont mixed up with Montana. In fact, I was so sure Vermont was Montana that I yelled 'Vermont'. The class practically busted a gut laughing. I'm not gonna lie, I was embarrassed beyond belief, but it was just so funny!

Mr. S just shook his head and said, "She really must've thought that's what it was, the way she yelled that! 'Vermooont!' " What a smart-butt. XD
Then you've got my Adv. Chemistry teacher, he was born and raised in the Ukraine. ^^ He's won a lot of awards for his teaching methods (and he's been ridiculed by parents for the explosion experiments, believe me), and after just one day I know the class is going to be a fun challenge.