I don't ever plan to have kids; I'm not maternal at all. If I did, my kids would hate me, cuz I'd give them such weird names. XD Cuz I'm nuts on mythology and Shakespeare, I'd call a boy Othello Loki and a girl Ophelia Skadi. XD I can see my future, unborn kids wailing, "Mum! Why must you torment us like this?!"
Probably best if I go with my initial impulse not to have any.