Working On The Fourth Husband -
01-18-2009, 02:17 PM
A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.
"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"
“ He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."
“ Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"
“ He ate poisonous mushrooms, too, and died."
“ Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."
“ He died of a broken neck."
“ A broken neck?"
“ He wouldn't eat his mushrooms."