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Default The Panda Joke - 01-08-2009, 09:39 AM

Okay, my dad told this joke when I was a little kid, and he never really has stopped. ^_^


So a panda walks into a bar, and goes up to the counter. He orders some food, and eats it. After he is finished, he stands up, pays the fee, and suddenly pulls a gun out. The panda starts shooting at anyone in sight, so people are ducking under tables, running behind the counter, etc.
The panda finally stops shooting at everyone, looks around, and walks out of the bar. After awhile, a guy asks, "Hey, why did that panda start killing everyone?" And the guy next to him looks up laughing, "A panda eats shoots and leaves!"

Do you get it? XD

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