Originally Posted by Miranda_
Uh, Naruto, your speech was cool and all, but if you lose any more blood, you're going to die.
Kakashi: [introducing himself to his students for the first time]
I am Hatake Kakashi. I have no intentions of telling you my likes and dislikes. As for my dream... I have few hobbies.
Both from Naruto; as for which episode each is from... don't ask me, ask a Naruto geek.
I don't know episode wise, but Manga wise, the first quote was during the saga where they were protecting the bridge builder from Zabuza and Haku. The second one is right when they all start working together after Naruto becomes an official Ninja.
... Why's everybody staring at me!?! O_O I just like to know my facts properly, is all. >__>;
"Stop staring at me! I mean it! Don't make me get the fork of truth!"
".. Matt. That's a pink Baby Princess spoon from your sister's tea set."
"... So?" >_>
Me and my friend Matt arguing about something, he said something that weirded me out and thus quoted a favorite webcomic. XD