Uh, Naruto, your speech was cool and all, but if you lose any more blood, you're going to die.
Kakashi: [introducing himself to his students for the first time]
I am Hatake Kakashi. I have no intentions of telling you my likes and dislikes. As for my dream... I have few hobbies.
Both from Naruto; as for which episode each is from... don't ask me, ask a Naruto geek.