[Silent_Wolf]

Slaughter Your World -Richard of the LFG comic!

Excitement abounds
I almost can't wait
Relax, I don't want your baby:
I already ate!
Though I do tend to generally kill,
Kill things that don't fight back, haha.

I see this village, what does it hold?
What shall I butcher them with,
Fire or cold?
Running from me, sure you'd think:
He's a pathological bloodthirsty homicidal maniac!

I kill kittens and puppies and bunnies.
I maim toddlers and teens and then more.
You see a wife? I see a widow.
But what then?
Can't you see I'd kill for...

I want to incinerate and decapitate.
I wanna melt, wanna melt some faces!
Watching the peasants,
Oh, what do they call it?
...ah, grieve.
I suppose being undead,
There's not much to life.
A soul is needed for loving, feeling
How does this all not make me,
oh, what's that word again.
Heeeave!

You've nowhere to hide, nowhere to run
Your village will burn like the heart of the sun!
With infinite glee, it's going to be me,
That slaughters the wooorrld!

How could I glare, into these eyes and not stab them
How could I stare, at their loss and then not laugh
I'd cut in half, then I'd graft his head back onto his shoulders.
Or after I'd plop it,
I'd make a puppet.
On top of a staff!

I am a lord that is sometimes bored.
Have some urges and need to fulfill them.
After my mayhem I simply don't,
What's the word? Care!
The stench in the air,
The smell of the gore,
The carnage far greater than any war!
My legacy...
Death becomes, me...
I'll slaughter the... wooorrrrld.

*bird fries up in the sky and divebombs to the ground with a 'poof'*