12-04-2007, 07:02 PM
There's one instance of pure embarassment which has stuck in my head for years.
You know how in those cartoons the animal constantly steals the food right out of someone's hands? Well, I saw one where the animal, Snoopy I believe, sucked all the ice cream right out of the cone through the bottom. Of course, being the tender age of 10, I thought this was pretty cool. So, I bit off the bottom of my ice cream, instending to try it. I just didn't count on it melting so quickly. I pretty quickly dropped all of it on my pants and had to wander around all day like that... Blast hot days and quick-melt ice cream. I'm certain it would've worked...