07-26-2007, 05:06 PM
13. Hermione and Ron plan a wedding, and as they are saying their vows, the church door bursts open, and Harry comes in screaming "HERMIONEEE! nooooo!" in slow motion. She realizes they are both desparate gits and runs off with Malfoy.
14. Harry eternally stupifies Voldemort and sells him to the Haunted Houe ride in Disney World via eBay.