Note; this is NOT a thread to post real endings of the book. Any I find in here WILL BE DELETED. This is a funny thread and not a serious one.
Basically, it was me and a couple of ppl I know hanging around in the last hour of my shift, and this person I know vaguely asked me how the book ended. I just made up a random ending, and that went to me and my mates coming up with weirder and weirder alternate endings/plot twists.
Then Sarah and I came up with a few more. Here they are in all their glory; feel free to add any you come up with. XD
1. Hermione goes insane, murders everyone and runs off with Voldemort. They then rule the world together.
2. Luna suddenly reveals herself as the Anti-Christ and incinerates everyone.
3. Harry falls in love with Bellatrix and joins the Death Eaters to be with her.
4. Sirius appears from nowhere, claiming he was just hiding behind the curtain.
5. Voldemort realises he made a huge error; the real person he needs to kill isn't Harry, but Dudley. So he kills the entire Dursley family and Harry lives happily ever after.
6. Molly Weasley has an affair with Lucius Malfoy and she and Narcissa have a catfight in the Hogshead.
7. Lupin runs off with Professor McGonagal to get married.
8. Voldemort discovers the muggle invention of cannabis, and after getting high, decides to give up the idea of world domination in order to become a hippy and live in a commune.
9. Snape reveals himself as Harry's real father in a Star Wars moment.
10. Hagrid inadvertantly hatches out another Basilisk, which then proceeds to kill everyone.
11. Cho goes completely insane and butchers Harry for breaking her heart.