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Default 06-25-2007, 08:51 AM

Those were hilarious. I love blonde jokes. Here's one...

A blonde walked into a bar.

XD Not the drinking kind, the one like a pole. LOL.

Then there's the classic "Comfortable" one.

There are two friends, a blonde (Vicki), and a brunette (Sally) and they run a farm. Sally goes to get a bull for their farm from another farm way out in the country. She finds one she likes, and pays for it, but her car won't start up. She decides to send a telegram to Vicki. She notices, (after she buys the bull) she only has 10 cents left.
"Excuse, sir. Can I send a telegram?" Sally asks the telegram man.
"It costs 10 cents per word." He said, pointing to a sign.
Sally thinks for a moment. "Comfortable." She says.
The man, obviously confused, shrugs and sends it.
A few hours later, Vicki comes with a truck and puts the bull in it. The man asks Sally, "How'd your friend know to come?"
"She's a blonde. She reads slow." Sally smiles and leaves with Vicki.

Get it? Com-for-ta-ble. If you read it slowly, you get "come-for-da-bull." XD I never forget that one.



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