Not really a quote bu still made me laugh
"Last night....I lay in bed looking at the stars thenI thought...where the
hells my ceiling gone?!"
There is a theory which states that if ever
anybody discovers exactly what the Universe
is for and why it is here, it will instantly
disappear and be replaced by something
even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
- Douglas Adams