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05-16-2007, 06:03 PM
A blonde was sick and tired of hearing jokes about being dumb. She decided to dye her hair black and set out to prove to the world just how wrong they were about blondes.
She drove out of the city and into the country where there were many sheep farms. She spotted a sheep farmer, stopped her car and said, "If I can tell you exactly how many sheep are in your field, will you give me a sheep?" He said "Sure!" She counted and said "131." The farmer said, "That's Right! Go ahead and get a sheep." The blonde went and got her sheep.
Then, the farmer said, "If I tell you what color your hair really is, can I have it back?" and she said, "Yes."
"Blonde. Now give me back my dog."
Love is something you get you regret and you don't get you regret
you put one foot in front of the other and soon you will start walking
theres a goal in life and the goal is to live life
A hundred years from now, the world maybe different from now because i was important in the life life of my child.
Don't walk in front of me, i may not follow;
Don't walk behind me, i may not lead;
Walk beside me, and just be my friend.
I am weird exactly what makes me special
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