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Blonde Jokes -
05-15-2007, 06:36 PM
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave." he replied.
Love is something you get you regret and you don't get you regret
you put one foot in front of the other and soon you will start walking
theres a goal in life and the goal is to live life
A hundred years from now, the world maybe different from now because i was important in the life life of my child.
Don't walk in front of me, i may not follow;
Don't walk behind me, i may not lead;
Walk beside me, and just be my friend.
I am weird exactly what makes me special
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