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Default 10 reasons to hate clowns. - 05-11-2007, 04:08 PM

  1. A clown wrote the original music and lyrics to (you guessed it) "Macarena."
  2. They rhyme with frowns.
  3. Read the Stephen King book, "It".
  4. See: The Animaniacs episode where Wakko meets the Jerry Lewis-like clown.
  5. A clown ate the dog that ate my homework. (And my professor wouldn't believe me!)
  6. They don't follow vehicle safety rules (20 in a car can't be legal).
  7. A clown wouldn't make a good superhero. Ex: "Never fear, Clown-Man is here!"
  8. Clowns have to smile all the time. Repressing all their non-happy feelings can't be good for them.
  9. I have never seen a clown help an old lady across the street.
  10. Clowns are evil. Nuff said.

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