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Default 03-08-2007, 07:28 PM

This is what my mom thought the lyrics for Mayhem's "Freezing Moon" were. Just read it, she messed up the whole song...pretty badly:

The real lyrics:
Everything here is so cold
Everything here is so dark
I remember it as from a dream
In the corner of this time
Diabolic shapes float by
Out from the dark
I remember it was here I died
By following the freezing moon
It's night again
Night you beautiful
I please my hunger
On living humans
Night of hunger
Follow it's call
Follow the freezing moon
Darkness is growing
The eternity opens
The cemetery lights up again
As in ancient times
Fallen souls die behind my steps
By following the freezing moon


What my mother heard:
Everything is avoided
Sinking into four goths
I remember it was from a dream
From this b*tch of mine (wtf?)
Dice in my head (wtf?) float by
Out from the dark
I remember it was here I died
By following the freezing moon
I like the pain
Night you stupid
I please my hunger
On peas and cucumbers
Night of thunder
Follow it's call
Follow the freezing moon
God bless, it's snowing
The eternity opens
The sun remarks faces
As he f***s his mom(WTF?!)
Four of us die behind my steps
By following the freezing moon

Just listen to that song. It's very easy to mishear it with the vocal delivery.
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