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Default 09-13-2006, 07:20 PM

A personal favorite of mine today was something my English teacher said. I'll explain the situation first. He dressed up in a priest costume to read a passage from our textbook(it was an old Puritan sermon about God's wrath). He looked like a giant black blob in it. Thus comes this that he said to me...

"I heard that everybody needs a black dress. I later learned that they meant women."

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