09-13-2006, 07:20 PM
A personal favorite of mine today was something my English teacher said. I'll explain the situation first. He dressed up in a priest costume to read a passage from our textbook(it was an old Puritan sermon about God's wrath). He looked like a giant black blob in it. Thus comes this that he said to me...
"I heard that everybody needs a black dress. I later learned that they meant women."