My husband says Paris Hilton isn't even really attractive. (He's a better judge of female flesh than I am.) He says she looks like Skeletor.
I was torn between her and Bratney. I'm hoping a few kids will make her drop out of the music industry. Ah, who am I kidding? We all know she'll get liposuction to get her original body back and will hire a nanny to look after the spawn while she screeches. I heard what she sounds like live. It's even worse than when she's recorded.