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(April 29, 2007 by Sparklie_Garlick Send DollMail )
What are the biggest fashion faux-pas? What would you rather die than wear this summer? What should you avoid all year 'round? Read on to find out what works, and what doesn't. By Penyie, Fashion Plate and Runway Godess
So, here goes my list of the top ten fashion no-nos. And when I say no-nos, I mean no-nos. You could be caught by the fashion police if an officer sees you violating any of these style crimes!
1. Too-small/big clotthes. It never looks good to spoil perfectly good clothes like that! I mean, you always must buy clothes in your size. You will feel comfier and look better. Rule of the thumb: If it doesn't come in your size, leave it for the flies! Well, that's one of my many mantras, anyway!
2. So-yesterday clothes! Ugh! This is the BIGGEST, WORST, crime against style you can commit! Unless retro is in, of course, then you may wear what you saw on the Runway LAST MONTH. If retro is OUT, you cannot wear it...no matter what!
3. Winter Clothes (In summer). Ack! How can you do this to yourselves! Worse than being too hot, it's soooo two seasons ago! Please refer to 'Penyie's Summer Style Tips' for some casual summer attire tips!
4. Tourist shirts- I heard, like, a rumor that they are coming back in, but it's just a rumor. You never want to be seen in a tourist shirt. They make good pyjamas for normal people, though (I much prefer my silk nightie!)
5. Fur- How could anyone kill a cute lil animal for fashion? Well, I mean, I'd pretty much do anything for fashion apart from this...I mean, pets are like, going to be such a style hit this summer! Tote a chic pet seagull around in a cute tropical tote bag. NEVER CARRY YOUR PETS IN RUCKSACKS THEY ARE NOT IN RIGHT NOW!!!
6. Cartoon characters (especially little kids' ones!) Puh-lease, they were a big hit a few years ao, and I had some myself, but I had to burn them when they went out of style yesterday! Elmo in particular...red and fuzzy is sooooo Autumn.
7. Wearing food; I know someone who did this...she's mad...and she like, wore a fruitcake...this should be illegal...well, it is under Chapter 14 Section 2 of The Style Police Handbook, but whatev. Should be illegal by every kind of police!
8. Too-short skirts...I told you this would be the season of cool gypsy skirts, so don't repeat last year and wear a mini! Many people say that if you don't correct yourself, history repearts itself. I am such a believer in this, personally! But mind you, minis WILL make a comeback on the 19th of July. So pack one just in case...
9. Smelly clothes- I mean, like that shirt in your laundry basket that would be in, but isn't 'cause it's smelly. STINKY IS OUT--LAVENDER FRESH IS IN!!
10. The color 'carrot purple'. It was in lasty season, and I was like, a total follower and slace to it. I set up a shrine in my room, and secretly still mourn the long-forgotten trend of CARROT PURPLE!!!!

**This is meant to be funny.

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snowbrat74

21/Female
Staten Island, NY
Posted On: April 30, 2007
i actually thought it was pretty funny... the funny part was that some ppl r actually like that!!! lol
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SILLYx_LoveSon

20/Female
United Kingdom
Posted On: April 30, 2007
OMG I almost fell out of my chair laughing! Although some of these tip s are right on, your alter-ego has some fashion issues. but seriously people she did write **This is meant to be funny!! Some of you need to get a life and stop criticizing others especially when you judge before reading the whole thing!

~Lily
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Sparklie_Garli

21/Female
Winkelman, AZ
Posted On: April 30, 2007
OH MY GOD! THIS WAS A BLOODY JOKE! I DON'T DRESS LIKE THIS IN REAL LIFE, LEAVE ME ALONE OR I WILL REPORT YOU! I WAS WRITING IN A DIFFERENT CHARACTER WHO IS OBSESSED WITH FASHION...I'M A WRITER FOR GODS SAKE. AND STOP WITH THE 'BS' FLAGS...THEY"RE REALLY RUDE!!
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Xiaolin_Showdo

21/Female
AZ
Posted On: April 29, 2007
This is really off.

By the way use some grammar next time.

Goddess is spelled with two 'd's as well.
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never_more

21/Female
Arvada, CO
Posted On: April 29, 2007
where has personal style gone? I understand that smell is out, and minis and fur and cartoon stuff, but if someone wants to wear something different, they should be praised, not policed.
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hollister101

21/Female
Cordova, TN
Posted On: April 28, 2007
in my last comment i meant to say i cant afford to buy new clothes evry month
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hollister101

21/Female
Cordova, TN
Posted On: April 28, 2007
honestly nobody cares wht u wear ne more. u can go to the mall in a pair of shorts n a tshirt and nobody will care. the only people fashion is important to r celebrities and u. and whtz carrot purple? number one a carrot is orange. number two purple is wel purple. the 2 dont mix. i dont agree wit ne of this but number 5. and how did u think ne of tht was funny? i didnt laugh at all. cuz it wasnt funny. adn how r u talking about wht went out of style last month. not evryone can afford clothes evry month. i know i cant i wear the same clothes all the time. how do u wear a fruitcake? cartoon characters will nevr go out of style babe. and neither will minis. and most people do wear clean clothes. why dont u just stay away from the whole fashion thing.
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blubbernugget1

20/Female
Boca Raton, FL
Posted On: April 28, 2007
i only agree with number 5 but i am an aspiring fashion designer and i know these things and you now what you don't know a single freakin thing about fashion k and by the by carrot purple was never in style : argue:

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Sparklie_Garli

21/Female
Winkelman, AZ
Posted On: April 27, 2007
Hey, this is the author! No, I am NOT Penyie!

Let me get one thing straight...

PENYIE IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER! SHE IS OBSESSED WITH FASHION! I MADE HER UP! I AM NOT PENYIE!

I even wrote: **This is meant to be funny!!
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suicidal_angel

19/Female
Posted On: April 27, 2007
*****
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suicidal_angel

19/Female
Posted On: April 27, 2007
you shouldnt tell people whats "in". trends were madeso everyone would look alike. guess what? im wearing a cupcake shirt. AND i just bought a snoopy shirt. my shirt is a little too big. IM BREAKING EVERY RULE OTHER THEN 5, 9, AND 10. whats "carrot purple?!?! :

and your last article. stop stereotyping.its hurts people. goths dont have to wear all black. one allblack outfit doesnt mke you goth.especially if its ONE DAY!! :splat

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suicidal_angel

19/Female
Posted On: April 27, 2007
I DONT LIKE IT!!! the only one i liked was #5
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