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(April 29, 2007 by Sparklie_Garlick Send DollMail )
What are the biggest fashion faux-pas? What would you rather die than wear this summer? What should you avoid all year 'round? Read on to find out what works, and what doesn't. By Penyie, Fashion Plate and Runway Godess
So, here goes my list of the top ten fashion no-nos. And when I say no-nos, I mean no-nos. You could be caught by the fashion police if an officer sees you violating any of these style crimes!
1. Too-small/big clotthes. It never looks good to spoil perfectly good clothes like that! I mean, you always must buy clothes in your size. You will feel comfier and look better. Rule of the thumb: If it doesn't come in your size, leave it for the flies! Well, that's one of my many mantras, anyway!
2. So-yesterday clothes! Ugh! This is the BIGGEST, WORST, crime against style you can commit! Unless retro is in, of course, then you may wear what you saw on the Runway LAST MONTH. If retro is OUT, you cannot wear it...no matter what!
3. Winter Clothes (In summer). Ack! How can you do this to yourselves! Worse than being too hot, it's soooo two seasons ago! Please refer to 'Penyie's Summer Style Tips' for some casual summer attire tips!
4. Tourist shirts- I heard, like, a rumor that they are coming back in, but it's just a rumor. You never want to be seen in a tourist shirt. They make good pyjamas for normal people, though (I much prefer my silk nightie!)
5. Fur- How could anyone kill a cute lil animal for fashion? Well, I mean, I'd pretty much do anything for fashion apart from this...I mean, pets are like, going to be such a style hit this summer! Tote a chic pet seagull around in a cute tropical tote bag. NEVER CARRY YOUR PETS IN RUCKSACKS THEY ARE NOT IN RIGHT NOW!!!
6. Cartoon characters (especially little kids' ones!) Puh-lease, they were a big hit a few years ao, and I had some myself, but I had to burn them when they went out of style yesterday! Elmo in particular...red and fuzzy is sooooo Autumn.
7. Wearing food; I know someone who did this...she's mad...and she like, wore a fruitcake...this should be illegal...well, it is under Chapter 14 Section 2 of The Style Police Handbook, but whatev. Should be illegal by every kind of police!
8. Too-short skirts...I told you this would be the season of cool gypsy skirts, so don't repeat last year and wear a mini! Many people say that if you don't correct yourself, history repearts itself. I am such a believer in this, personally! But mind you, minis WILL make a comeback on the 19th of July. So pack one just in case...
9. Smelly clothes- I mean, like that shirt in your laundry basket that would be in, but isn't 'cause it's smelly. STINKY IS OUT--LAVENDER FRESH IS IN!!
10. The color 'carrot purple'. It was in lasty season, and I was like, a total follower and slace to it. I set up a shrine in my room, and secretly still mourn the long-forgotten trend of CARROT PURPLE!!!!

**This is meant to be funny.

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Athenablue

21/Female
Renton, WA
Posted On: August 12, 2007
hahahaah this article is awesome hahahahha

all u people r attacking her like if its wrong or something

its a freakin joke

garsh!

all because she wrote that doesnt mean that any of it is true!..........

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shy_girl_9

34/Female
Castleton, IN
Posted On: June 14, 2007
Like TOTALLY! Sorry, had to get that out.
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yoshie

20/Female
San Jose, CA
Posted On: May 21, 2007
agree wit fullwink
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Punky_Colleeni

19/Female
Glen Burnie, MD
Posted On: May 10, 2007
This was stupid even though it was a joke. I honestly don't see how fake fashion tips are funny....so...hahah. Hillarious.
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fullwink

24/Female
United Kingdom
Posted On: May 9, 2007
Thats not funny,I mean it sort of is,but a lot of people are like that and thats real offending to them(im not one of them)but still,if u go ANYWHERE you can find at lest like 5 of thoses kind of girls grouped together.It's annoying,(WE ALL KNOW)But its nothing to make fun of.I make fun of the girls like that,but its when im complety bored.Gosh there is even GUYS out there that are like that.

Next time,

Think before you type something that will offend someone else.

THINK(its not iileagl yet)

Airy
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lissymarie

22/Female
Granada Hills, CA
Posted On: May 7, 2007
my monkey so kicks all your seagulls' butts!
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Kaliedoscope

107/Male
Czech Republic
Posted On: May 7, 2007
Carrot = Orange.

Purple = Well...Purple.

Carrot purple = Purpange?

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Kaliedoscope

107/Male
Czech Republic
Posted On: May 7, 2007
I only agree with 5.

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antimaie

20/Female
Bahamas, The
Posted On: May 5, 2007
wow, i almost fell for it! that is funny!
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LoveAnswer

20/Female
Bayport, NY
Posted On: May 2, 2007
Love it! Now I know that my assorted seagulls in died colors of blue, pink, red, and orange are not going to be my utter embarressment this summer!

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Kangel067

21/Female
Guyana
Posted On: May 1, 2007
this is funny!!!
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Ice_Lolly

26/Female
Johnson City, TN
Posted On: May 1, 2007
Haha. I can see there are STILL people who haven't read the whole post. Hint Hint: patricia10_
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cheesy_fruitca

19/Female
Gurnee, IL
Posted On: May 1, 2007
My seagull is totally chic-OMG

LOL
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Ice_Lolly

26/Female
Johnson City, TN
Posted On: April 30, 2007
Wow, my post has some serious typos.
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Ice_Lolly

26/Female
Johnson City, TN
Posted On: April 30, 2007
Ill admit. I almost fell for it. But then I read where someone said it was a joke. I wish I had paid more attention. I guess I can't blame people for believing it the first time but I bet they got really angry when they read the list, and they actually did some of the things on the list. And I guess a lot of peopel didn't even read your comment about yourself being the author. Well next time write that it is a joke in caps at the bottom because once people find something in the article that offends then, they'll stop reading and put what they think which is what most peopel seem to have done. Obviously if they finished it theere wouldn't be these commnet with the BS flags and the frowny faces. I think it's an ingeniuos article. You should write more to fool people because you did a really good job. Ya almost got me!

*THIS ARTICLE IS FAKE. READ THE WHOLE ARTICLE BEFORE YOU RESPOND. Thank you!*
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